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Wendy And The Butcher by Gary O. Bennett

Tuesday September 12th 2006, 5:03 pm
Filed under: Very Short Scripts

INT.  DOMBA BUTCHER SHOP  LATE AFTERNOON

            DEEPAK DOMBA wears a chef hat and a white butcher apron.
            There is blood wiped on his white apron.  He is hacking away
            at a large slab of beef.  To his left is WENDY WINSOME.
            Wendy sports a chef hat and casual clothes.  She is counting
            the receipts of the day, recording information on a sheet,
            and placing the money in a metal lock box. Wendy is lost in
            thought.  Deepak occasionally glances over at Wendy.  Wendy
            doesn’t notice.

                                DEEPAK
                      We have a good day today?

                                WENDY
                      No.

                                DEEPAK
                      What you mean no?  I see all that money.

                                WENDY
                      You had a good day.  This is your
                      business.  This is your meat.  This is
                      your money.  You had a good day.

            Deepak pauses for a brief moment to take this in, then slices
            through another pice of meat.

                                DEEPAK
                      You complain?

                                WENDY
                      No.  No.  I just like to get the facts
                      right.  Facts are very important and
                      employers like to control facts.  I mean
                      employers in general, not necessarily
                      yourself.  So as a worker, I like to keep
                      my eye on the facts.  That’s what Karl
                      Marx said.

                                DEEPAK
                      I didn’t know you were a communist.

                                WENDY
                      Communist!  Hah!  That’s funny.  I’m a
                      worker.  I’m a laborer.  I have no time
                      for political parties or elite political
                      theories.

                                DEEPAK
                      I don’t understand.  You from
                      Connecticut.  You just graduate from
                      college.  This is your first job.  So you
                      call yourself a laborer?

                                WENDY
                      Excuse me, but who owns this business?
                      Yes, you.  You own the means of
                      production.  I am nothing more than than
                      that meat cleaver or a slab of beef.

                                DEEPAK
                      Yes, but you have benefits.  I give you
                      benefits.

                                WENDY
                      Why, so when I have an accident on the
                      job my hospital bills get paid, and then
                      you hire some new worker?  Karl Marx
                      would have laughed at benefits.

                                DEEPAK
                      You not happy?

                                WENDY
                      Oh, I don’t understand what that means.
                      Happy?  How can anyone decide whether
                      they are happy?  Socrates…you know
                      Socrates?

                                DEEPAK
                      You think I am uneducated because I cut
                      meat?

                                WENDY
                      Socrates said that you cannot decide if
                      you are happy until you are on your
                      deathbed.  Then you can look back on your
                      life and see if you like what you see.

                                DEEPAK
                      If I was on my deathbed, I do not think I
                      would be happy.

                                WENDY
                      No.  You don’t understand.  Happiness is
                      a braoder more meaningful concept than
                      some momentary feeling of joy.

                                DEEPAK
                      If I was about to die, I believe I would
                      be entering something that would not be
                      momentary.

                                WENDY
                      You don’t understand.  You are thinking
                      like a child.  The child only sees the
                      tree.  You must strive to see the forest.
                      You weren’t born here, yes?

                                DEEPAK
                      No.

                                WENDY
                      Well then, now I see.  They probably
                      don’t teach the Greeks where you come
                      from; which is from where?

                                DEEPAK
                      India.

                                WENDY
                      Yes.  Of course.  India.  You study
                      Buddha and Nehru and the Dalai Lama and
                      all those guys, right?

                                DEEPAK
                      I like this Socrates.  I like what he
                      says.

                                WENDY
                      Good.  I’m glad I could introduce him to
                      you.

                                DEEPAK
                      But I would like to do an experiment to
                      see if he is right.

                                WENDY
                      You question Socrates?  That’s quite
                      arrogant of you.  I think you should
                      study him before you question him.

                                DEEPAK
                      If, for example, I grabbed you by the
                      neck and put your head down on this
                      cutting board and told you I would chop
                      you up like a piece of meat, what would
                      you say to that?

                                WENDY
                      Mr. Domba, it is getting late.

                                DEEPAK
                      No.  No.  It is not time yet.  See this
                      table.  This table would be your
                      deathbed.  You would be on your deathbed,
                      yes?

                                WENDY
                      What exactly is it that you are getting
                      at?

                                DEEPAK
                      Then you would be able to tell me if you
                      are happy?

                                WENDY
                      You choose a strange hyothetical.

                                DEEPAK
                      Not strange, wendy.  A moment ago you
                      could not answer my simple question.  A
                      simple question.  Are you happy?  ou have
                      to give me mumbo jumbo about Socrates
                      after you  give me mumbo jumbo about Karl
                      Marx.  So now we see.  We see if you are
                      happy.  I put you on your deathbed and
                      you look back on your life and see if you
                      like what you see.

                                WENDY
                      Now, now, Mr. Domba, you see, Karl Marx
                      was right.  Because of your position of
                      economic power over me you believe you
                      can use Socrates to act out some kind of
                      rage you have toward women.  I believe
                      Sigmund Freud wrote about all this.

            Deepak grabs her b the neck and arm and throws her on the
            table.  He holds the meat cleaver above her head.

                                DEEPAK
                      Are you happy?

            Wendy is frozen.

                                DEEPAK
                      I said, are you happy?

            Wendy takes a moment.

                                WENDY
                      Well… have to give it some thought.

                                DEEPAK
                      No thinking.  You are going to die in a
                      few minutes.  Look back.  Look back on
                      your life.  Are you happy?  Do you like
                      what you see?

                                WENDY
                      Mr. Domba…I…I…

                                DEEPAK
                      Do you like what you see?

                                WENDY
                      I’m a virgin.

                                DEEPAK
                      What?

                                WENDY
                      I’m a virgin.  Now this may not
                      necessarily be a primary component of
                      happiness, sex that is, but how can I
                      know if I haven’t tried it.  You see?  I
                      can’t answer your question.  I can’t
                      answer your question.

            Deepak lets Wendy go and pulls her off the table.  Wendy
            moves back to her place.  She readjusts her chef hat, and
            goes back to the metal box and the money.  A long moment
            passes.

                                WENDY (cont’d)
                      I think we had a good day today.
THE END.

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